I once chatted up a woman who went by the name of Desert Rose on instant messaging. She was my girlfriend and I was overjoyed by the way she loved me. The only issue was that it was an online relationship. So, we decided to meet up and that's when I found out that she was a middle aged man the size of a yard stick. He was catfishing me. It was a sad day in my life. Anyway that's what I get for using grindr to get women.