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After half a year of cold British weather the girls are finally wearing their short skirts and bikinis at the beach while we stare at them behind our sunglasses. The beach forms a parallel line with the clear sky and sea, but for those of us who don't care about landscapes and weather, think about the parallel lines made by the girls lying together on the beach. As the CEO always says, these glasses provide a great way to hide your stares from the girls angry boyfriends. The parallel bar might even be protection for your delicate British nose in case one of the boyfriends still notices and punches you. Alongside the 100% UV protection you can return from the beach party with an almost normal looking face.