Whiskers

Cat's have long whiskers that allow them to see in front of them because they have terrible nearsightedness. I know this because my cat talks to me. Listen, I know this sounds crazy but I'm serious. She can't speak english, okay, I'm not insane. I can speak meow. Which is what cats call their language. I'll give you a little meow lesson. My name in meow is Meow. If I want to say, "How are you today?" It would translate to, "Meow, meow,meow?" It takes some getting used to but it's a pretty simple language once you get the hang of it.