Circus Owner

When the Brooklyn Bridge had just opened, people went completely bonkers walking over it, screaming that it was built by amateurs. The result? Twelve folks flattened by the stampede of scared pedestrians. After that, nobody dared to cross it, and a circus owner had to convince these dimwits it was safe by parading elephants across. What a hassle. No, compared to that, this nose bridge is the epitome of safety.