D'oh

Homer Simpson loves to say his favorite word: D'oh. And you know what it's pretty fun to say. The only issue is that D'oh is the name of a cursed demon that if you say it three thousand times he will rise from the dead and grant you the power of immortality. You then become the demon himself as he attempts to quench his insatiable thirst of young children. Don't worry I don't mean you will kill young kids. Just get horny around them.