Dune

Beware the sand worm. The one-eyed creature like to stand in attention when excitement strikes. If you are anywhere near this monster I suggest you clear the area or else you might be subject to a terrible sight. Nobody is safe from the stiff giant. Men, Women, Even children can become victims to his attacks. Some people call him Shai-Hulud others Louie CK. The only way you can save yourself is if you pretend like you're not there, and then sneak away when he's not looking.