John Mick

I recommend visiting Ireland because you find the most interesting people there. One of my favorite encounters is with this guy named John Mick. His last name was Mc-something or other but I just called him Mick. And the name stuck cause everybody calls him John Mick now. Anyway, he was this football hooligan who would get into all sorts of fights because he had too much beer. And this happened all the time! It didn't matter if his team won, lost, scored, got a red card. He was just always ready to fight. That's how he died, actually. It makes me sad that I never got to tell him how much he meant to me. Godspeed my old friend.