Ramses II

Back in the days of ancient Egypt, the world was a different place. The sands were hotter, the gods were angrier, and the Nile was the lifeblood of our civilization. But Ramses II was not content to sit back and let fate take its course. He was a warrior, a leader, a king who would stop at nothing to protect his people and expand his kingdom. That was when he decided to allow McDonalds to finally build a location and then the economy started to boom! Sadly, so did the people. Many people started to consume the juicy burgers until they got so fat that they popped. It was a sad, loud, bloody day.