Splish splash I was taking a bath. And then suddenly, a masked man entered and put a gun to my face. I told him he could have anything he wanted but he didn't want any of that. He just wanted to enjoy a hot bath with another person. I was forced to let him join me in my small little bathtub. It was awkward at first and then he started to tell me about his life and how he was in jail for all of his life. And while he was in jail he longed for one thing and one thing only. To share a bath with another person. My heart burst with emotion because it made me feel so special and we ended up talking all night until our skin was so wrinkled that we looked a 100 years old. Anyway we're getting married in the fall and I couldn't be more excited.