TigerBelly

The belly of the tiger is said to be it's weak point. That's why I've come to this jungle. I want to test out this theory and kill a tiger so I can hang it above my Bobby Lee poster. I've brought a long spear and a short knife as my weapons. My plan of attack is to sing it a song so that it falls asleep. Then it will roll over because I slipped it some catnip. And just like that: the tiger belly. That's my story of how I got to this South African hospital.