The Heterosexual

Ah, you see that? Down by the female? Yes, it's a male hetereosexual stalking his prey. Unlike other mammals the male hetero's are unable to properly court their female counterparts. Instead, he must rely on flashy objects like gold, diamonds, or muscles. It's all very pathetic. The hetero male is incapable of thoughts beyond fornication and the female form. This is why they have small brain cells compared to the females. Ah, yes. Such a curse to be a hetero male.