The Ria of Monaco

Last time Ria put these on, she genuinely believed she looked so European that tax evasion should just be part of her lifestyle. “I feel like a woman of status,” she said, while tossing frozen croquettes into her woven Lidl basket. Gold frame, black lenses, and the confidence of someone who once may have matched with Prince Albert on Tinder. No one knows if it’s true. No one dares to ask.