Researchers in Wageningen discovered that brown beans have an emotional breaking point. After 43 hours in lukewarm chili, they start whispering about their childhood. One bean confessed he once dreamed of becoming a salsa star, but ended up in a Tupperware container on the dashboard of a Renault Twingo. They say if you listen closely, you can still hear them softly sobbing in aisle 7, between t1.