Stunner

When I walk into the room everybody stops and stares. That's how much of a stunner I am. I literally make people freeze. It's the best. I'm so glad that I spent thousands of dollars on plastic surgery to make me look like Michael Jackson. Everybody looks at me and goes, "Wow. Is that the king of pop?" or "Holy crap! Michael Jackson is alive!" Some people are so excited they run away screaming. It's so cool. Once I learn to moonwalk it's over for these fools.