Howdy partner! This right here is the American wild west. We don't take kindly to new folk, you see. So, I must ask you to meet me at high noon for a shoot out. Best man wins. And by best, I mean the man that survives the shootout will win. Hope you brought your guardian angel with you cause you best be needing her. Sorry son, forgot to introduce myself. The names Sam Elliot and this here is serious man business so if you can't handle it, you best continue on your way.