Eat Me

I woke up one day to find a spoon that had a note on it. The note read "Eat Me." Obviously, the note was telling me to use the spoon to eat something but my silly brain interpreted as to eat the spoon. So there I was eating a spoon and it got stuck in my throat. I was gagging and struggling to breath and I thought for sure I was gonna fall dead right there. But then my girlfriend saved me. She came into the room and got the spoon out from my throat. When I calmed down, I noticed her vagine was out and he was covered in whip cream. Then I understood the note.

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